EVG - El Viejo Gringo & Bailando conmigo mismo

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Lot's of kids come through the weapons training center where I have temporarily officed my transportation business. I met the owner at a gun show in Miramar.

By kids, I mean 25-30 year old guys who are security guards, police officers, and military reservists coming in to train on the laser pistol range.

Since I am there and hanging around I'm always introduced.

"Buenas tardes mi nombre es E.V.G."

"E.V.G ?"

"Si. El Viejo Gringo"

"Viejo Gringo"

"No. El Viejo Gringo. Y tengo el doble de tu edad. ¿Por qué te ves tan ancho por la mitad?"

"Oh COVID, no he ido al gimnasio en un año.

"El Viejo Gringo tampoco, pero mírame ”. Y me levanto la camisa desde la cintura hasta el pecho.

"Vaya hombre. Cómo lo haces? ¡51años y estás apretado!"

"No he ido al gimnasio tampoco en un año. Seguro que como bien, pero ¿de verdad quieres saber mi secreto?" "Sí, cuéntanos." 

"Acércate para que pueda susurrarte ... Nunca, nunca, nunca veo pornografía. Y nunca, nunca, me masturbo". 

Primero con los ojos muy abiertos y luego con la cabeza colgando y el hombro caído, cada joven se gira y se aleja lentamente.

El Viejo Gringo vuelve a golpear. HAHAHAHA !!!!



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